The United States of Puppet State 361 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 4.249 billion Puppet State 361ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Puppet State 361ian economy, worth 207 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,862 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,594 per year while the poor average 6,239, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens must pay to enjoy Puppet State 361's pristine beaches. Crime is a problem. Puppet State 361's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puppet State 361 is ranked 221,181^st in the world and 71^st in Silly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.