The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Filip Butopa with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 21.284 billion Puppaffniacs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Puppaffniac economy, worth 544 trillion paffnars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,574 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Skoptopolis, Filip Butopa has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Filip Butopa is the self-declared God of all Puppaffnia II. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppaffnia II's national animal is the vicuña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paffnism.

Puppaffnia II is ranked 138,838^th in the world and 7^th in Valhalla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.94 law-abiding acts per hour.