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Punk is not dead
Highest Economic Output: 10,148thLargest Mining Sector: 14,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,907th
The Revolution of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Duckspeaker
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Punk

Population19.421 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Revolution of Punk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.421 billion Punkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Punkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,850 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punk's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Punk is ranked 17,983rd in the world and 1st in punk for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,388.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 10,148thLargest Mining Sector: 14,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,907thLargest Black Market: 15,293rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,797thMost Developed: 17,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,689thLargest Populations: 20,179thLowest Crime Rates: 20,406thMost Patriotic: 22,580thMost Efficient Economies: 22,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,633rdLargest Governments: 23,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,700thMost Devout: 25,642ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,599thMost Accessible: 26,731stHighest Average Incomes: 26,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 27,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,907thHealthiest Citizens: 29,111thBest Weather: 29,601st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Punk, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, billions of Golds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Elephant Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Punkian citizenship.

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