The Kingdom of Prussian Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Frederick IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.466 billion Prussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Walled City. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Prussian economy, worth 86.4 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,932 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether King Frederick IV is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prussian Islands's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is protestant.

Prussian Islands is ranked 299,180^th in the world and 6^th in The Land of the Free for Highest Average Incomes, with 24,932.56 Standard Monetary Units.