The Dictatorship of Proletariatit is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.286 billion Proletariatitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Proletariatitian economy, worth 280 trillion Groshës a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,610 Groshës, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, a soldier's body is a temple, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proletariatit's national animal is the Humbaba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Proletariatit is ranked 254,278^th in the world and 43^rd in Alliance of Non Regional Nation for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.