The Republic of Prolanion is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.314 billion Prolanionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The strong Prolanionian economy, worth 72.8 trillion florins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 55,392 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prolanion's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Prolanion is ranked 124,662^nd in the world and 24^th in Darkest Skies for Highest Drug Use, scoring 131.57 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.