The Bad Boy of Prixter is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.458 billion Prixterians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Prixterian economy, worth 413 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,642 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prixter's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prixter is ranked 202,188^th in the world and 2^nd in Freedom From Oppression for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 820.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.