The Fiefdom of Privileged Life is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.045 billion Privileged Lifeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Privileged Lifean economy, worth 308 trillion runes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,760 runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and Privileged Life has designated Privileged Life City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Privileged Life's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Privileged Life is ranked 194,505^th in the world and 72^nd in Paperwork for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 298.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.