The Dictatorship of Private hell is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 3.979 billion Private hellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Private hellian economy, worth 188 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,463 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Private hell has designated Private hell City as its capital city, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime is moderate. Private hell's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Private hell is ranked 185,537^th in the world and 109^th in Alliance of Storage Power for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.