Population | 5.402 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The United States of Printer490 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.402 billion Printer490ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer490ian economy, worth 770 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,683 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,848 per year while the poor average 34,704, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, research into 'designer babies' is banned, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer490's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer490 is ranked 54,916th in the world and 1,057th in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,629.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer490 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, Retail facilities are being turned into legendary habitats.
- : Printer490 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
- : Following new legislation in Printer490, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.