The United States of Printer407 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.385 billion Printer407ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer407ian economy, worth 832 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,640 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Printer407 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer407's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer407 is ranked 23,955^th in the world and 1,775^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.69 law-abiding acts per hour.