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This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,264thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,079th
The Revolutionary Music of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Some
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Prince

Population12.805 billion

CapitalMinneapolis
Faithsay what

Currencynote
Animalharp seal

The Revolutionary Music of Prince is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.805 billion Princeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Princean economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,999 notes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,906 per year while the poor average 34,477, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prince's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is say what.

Prince is ranked 40,478th in the world and 2nd in Brooklyn for Highest Average Incomes, with 125,999.11 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,264thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,079thNudest: 11,107thLargest Black Market: 11,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,662ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,140thHighest Economic Output: 21,599thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,830thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,617thMost Developed: 27,248thMost Efficient Economies: 27,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 31,000thMost Authoritarian: 32,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 33,297th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Prince's influence in Brooklyn rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Prince was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, AI citizens think only in binary.
  • : Prince was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.

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