The Holy Empire of Potato Eat Potato is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 9 million Potato Eat Potatoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Potato Eat Potatoan economy, worth 376 billion Potatoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,790 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government is raising the stakes on mental health to beat the odds of addiction, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato Eat Potato's national animal is the Proboscis monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potato Eat Potato is ranked 129,852^nd in the world and 81^st in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 540.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.