The Plain City of Port Hueneme is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Laura D Hernandez with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.954 billion Huenemeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 250 N Ventura Rd Port Hueneme. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The strong Port Hueneme economy, worth 420 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,822 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Port Hueneme, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Hueneme's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Ventura County.

Port Hueneme is ranked 131,347^th in the world and 21^st in The Cities of Southern California for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.61 law-abiding acts per hour.