The Armed Republic of Politsiya is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.596 billion Politsiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The strong Politsiyan economy, worth 149 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,590 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, Leader is the self-declared God of all Politsiya, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Politsiya has designated Politsiya City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Politsiya's national animal is the Cat.

Politsiya is ranked 224,879^th in the world and 43^rd in Swabia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 42.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.