The Republic of Polatria is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 5.402 billion Polatrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Polatrian economy, worth 183 trillion zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,902 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, voting is voluntary, and Polatria has designated Warszawa as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Polatria's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Polatria is ranked 67,403^rd in the world and 3^rd in North Alliance for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,800.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.