The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 39.646 billion Polandorusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 9,854 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,550 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the most recent election was a close race between Pilsudski and Pilsudski, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Polandorus is ranked 318,819^th in the world and 37^th in Poland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.