The State of Podgorican is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 16.541 billion Podgoricanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Podgoricanian economy, worth 692 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,844 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Podgorican has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Podgorican in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Podgorican's national animal is the deer.

Podgorican is ranked 189,426^th in the world and 1^st in Podgorica for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 897.64 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.