The State of Poccnnckar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.534 billion Poccnnckarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Poccnnckarian economy, worth 971 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,303 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,605 per year while the poor average 2,541, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, deers are considered a delicacy, Poccnnckar has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Poccnnckar in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Poccnnckar's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Poccnnckar is ranked 152,346^th in the world and 435^th in 0000 for Most Primitive, scoring -55.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.