The Republic of Pizza fre is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 247 million Pizza freans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Pizza frean economy, worth 9.50 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,470 Pizzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Half of Pizza fre's doctors can't speak the language, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Pizza fre's national animal is the Dog.

Pizza fre is ranked 285,093^rd in the world and 49^th in Sycord Plume for Most Developed, scoring 48.59 on the Human Development Index.