The Fiefdom of Pizza Face is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.618 billion Pizza Faceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The Pizza Facean economy, worth 724 trillion zits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,537 zits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime is moderate. Pizza Face's national animal is the pony.

Pizza Face is ranked 126,494^th in the world and 1^st in The Hell for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,273.95 Standard Monetary Units.