The United States of Piscenn is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.081 billion Piscennians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Piscennian economy, worth 87.5 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,037 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piscenn's national animal is the wolf.

Piscenn is ranked 228,004^th in the world and 1^st in Golden for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,105.65 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.