The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 24 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.899 billion Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 24ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 24ian economy, worth 59.1 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,016 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 24's national animal is the leopard.

Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 24 is ranked 165,608^th in the world and 51^st in Devide by Zero for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 392.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.