The Most Serene Republic of Phony King Wang is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 145 million Maltyzshes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The very strong Phony King Wangian economy, worth 11.8 trillion oreos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,450 oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Phony King Wang, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phony King Wang's national animal is the ibex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phony King Wang is ranked 85,629^th in the world and 7^th in Lesbian for Highest Average Incomes, with 81,450.35 Standard Monetary Units.