The Free Land of Phineas Flynn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 2.787 billion Phineas Flynnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The very strong Phineas Flynnian economy, worth 257 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,469 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phineas Flynn's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Phineas Flynn is ranked 10,071^st in the world and 1^st in Starland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,833.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.