The Nєo-Oттoⲙᴀɴs of Phat Turkey is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.074 billion Phat Turks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Phat Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,596 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and global warming is being combated via global eradication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phat Turkey's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Phat Turkey is ranked 225,108^th in the world and 18^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.