The Colony of PF33 is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.25 billion PF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PF33ian economy, worth 408 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,160 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

PF33 is ranked 78,621^st in the world and 1^st in ProFa for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.