The Democratic Republic of Petrolandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mila Rizt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 15.242 billion Petronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrasburg. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Petrolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion PTRS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,824 PTRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, school history books often refer to Mila Rizt as "that imperialist pig dog", all streets are privately owned toll roads, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petrolandia's national animal is the Prince Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Petrolandia is ranked 271,634^th in the world and 2^nd in Unionist Democratic Republics Federation for Most Primitive, scoring -250.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.