The Union of Perm Soviet Government is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Felipe Yanayev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.147 billion Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Perm Soviet Governmentian economy, worth 98.9 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,061 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perm Soviet Government's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheist State.

Perm Soviet Government is ranked 24,421^st in the world and 1^st in The Red Shield Coalition for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.