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The happiness of the nation is how strong a nation is
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,719thMost Influential: 2,865thMost Armed: 6,083rd
The Free and Happy Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Testing Happy

Population6.51 billion

CapitalLexington
LeaderGavin GB the 4th
FaithChristianity

CurrencyHappy Coin
AnimalZebra

The Free and Happy Republic of Testing Happy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gavin GB the 4th with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 6.51 billion Happyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Happy Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,392 Happy Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the Testing Happy Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testing Happy's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Testing Happy is ranked 11,715th in the world and 270th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 375.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,719thTop
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Most Influential: 2,865thMost Armed: 6,083rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,701stMost Inclusive: 7,942ndMost Devout: 8,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,715thHighest Food Quality: 12,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,253rdSmartest Citizens: 14,023rdMost Cultured: 14,227thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,666thMost Patriotic: 18,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,909thMost Developed: 19,089thHighest Average Incomes: 20,454thLargest Governments: 20,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,554thLargest Retail Industry: 24,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,103rdLargest Black Market: 27,202nd
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Most Armed: 122nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Devout: 150th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 242nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 283rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionMost Influential: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 324th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionMost Patriotic: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 374th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 392nd in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 506th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 522nd in the region

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