The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Peoples of Waskar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otgonbayar Salomani with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.886 billion Waskarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waskar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Waskarian economy, worth 455 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 241,344 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,886,211 per year while the poor average 7,844, a ratio of 240 to 1.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Peoples of Waskar's national animal is the Santa Claus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Peoples of Waskar is ranked 15,008^th in the world and 1^st in True Waskaria for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,416.05 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.