The Emirate of Peopiaopia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 656 million Peopiaopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Yonder. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peopiaopian economy, worth 66.7 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,715 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, garbage is told to go back to where it came from, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peopiaopia's national animal is the trilobite, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peopiaopia is ranked 62,278^th in the world and 5^th in Fallen Nations for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,225.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.