The Dominion of Paula Wolf is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.636 billion Paula Wolfians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Paula Wolfian economy, worth 267 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,608 aurums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,815 per year while the poor average 4,757, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paula Wolf's national animal is the bovina.

Paula Wolf is ranked 303,630^th in the world and 1^st in Paula Wolf for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.12 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.