He boiled for your sins!
Most Devout: 1,345thMost Primitive: 2,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,372nd
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Pasta Pharia

Population20.006 billion

CapitalSpaghetti Junction
Leaderthe Holy Meatball


The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Holy Meatball with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.006 billion Pasta Pharians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaghetti Junction. The average income tax rate is 88.3%.

The thriving Pasta Pharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion noodles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,317 noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasta Pharia's national animal is the pirate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Pasta Pharia is ranked 33,046th in the world and 3rd in The Atheist Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Devout: 1,345thMost Primitive: 2,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,372ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,951stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,401stLowest Crime Rates: 8,915thBest Weather: 9,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,444thLargest Populations: 10,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,261stHighest Economic Output: 12,202ndMost Stationary: 12,420thTop
Most Influential: 14,148thMost Cultured: 14,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,771stLargest Governments: 17,464thMost Authoritarian: 17,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,895th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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