The Canadian Political Party of Parti Vert is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth May with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.075 billion Parti Vertians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saanich-Gulf Islands. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parti Vertian economy, worth 466 trillion canadian dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,599 canadian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parti Vert's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Parti Vert is ranked 55,455^th in the world and 35^th in Panama Papers for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,989.35 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.