The Federation of Parthania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John McMoney with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.689 billion Parthanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opongo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Parthanian economy, worth 179 trillion Pongoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,119 Pongoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 766,675 per year while the poor average 4,681, a ratio of 163 to 1.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, only the richest get to see out of their windows, dessert dishes make up the Parthanian breakfast menu, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Parthanian language. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parthania's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Parthania is ranked 143,000^th in the world and 165^th in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 432.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.