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Largest Black Market: 1,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,856th
The Command Cyborg of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Paradroid

Population23.821 billion

CapitalParadroidCity
LeaderMrDroid
FaithAtheism

Currencychip
Animalmouse

The Command Cyborg of Paradroid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MrDroid with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.821 billion Paradroidians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParadroidCity. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradroidian economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,176 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of ParadroidCity, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Paradroid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradroid's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Paradroid is ranked 35,160th in the world and 4th in The Cuckoos Egg for Most Authoritarian, with 1,610.58 milliStalins.

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Largest Black Market: 1,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,842ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,856thHighest Economic Output: 3,492ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,630thLargest Populations: 3,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,274thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,035thLargest Mining Sector: 9,347thMost Avoided: 9,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,023rdFattest Citizens: 11,139thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,865thLargest Governments: 15,520thHighest Average Incomes: 16,218thLowest Crime Rates: 17,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,090thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,101stMost Efficient Economies: 20,176thMost Stationary: 20,794thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,888th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, there's a bright dawn ahead for Paradroid.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of ParadroidCity.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Paradroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Paradroid, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.

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