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Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
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PapaDracky

Population11.964 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.964 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,928 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,103 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,424,035 per year while the poor average 5,211, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, voting is voluntary, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 230,444th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -44.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdMost Avoided: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 203rdLargest Insurance Industry: 214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Corrupt Governments: 230thLargest Mining Sector: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 783rdMost Secular: 801stHighest Economic Output: 1,030thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,721stMost Pro-Market: 1,826thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,032ndMost Stationary: 9,945thNudest: 10,243rdSmartest Citizens: 10,525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,547thLargest Black Market: 11,228thTop
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Most Influential: 14,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,875thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,260thLargest Populations: 21,700th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, saying "don't do anything that King CREAM wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.

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