The Allied States of Pandalp is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Brian O'conner with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.915 billion alpians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The thriving alpian economy, worth 165 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,555 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated alpian pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pandalp's national animal is the Nissan gtr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Street racing.

Pandalp is ranked 18,472^nd in the world and 1^st in Forbidden for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,355.71 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.