The Kingdom of Palmana is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Leonor de Asturia with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.827 billion Palman have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palman economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion Palmanese Reais a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,654 Palmanese Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, the free market's hand is quite visible, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Palmana's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antexium.

Palmana is ranked 207,356^th in the world and 112^th in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.