The Republic of Ozernovsky is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 963 million Ozernovskyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozernovskyian economy, worth 87.9 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,292 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozernovsky's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozernovsky is ranked 283,897^th in the world and 853^rd in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Black Market, with 57.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.