The United States of Outcomes is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The quiet, industrious population of 9.77 billion Outcomesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Outcomesian economy, worth 229 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,530 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outcomes's national animal is the Eagle.

Outcomes is ranked 90,685^th in the world and 1^st in Ceseris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.