NATION

PASSWORD

You will only find peace in life, not in death.
Most Developed: 9,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,608thLowest Crime Rates: 10,028th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Handshaker
Terapeuta Regional
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ossuary

Population5.04 billion

CapitalThe everlasting contrition
LeaderThe Great Apostate
FaithThe void

Currencyconcupiscence
AnimalCat

The Community of Ossuary is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Apostate with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.04 billion penitents are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The everlasting contrition. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient penitent economy, worth 769 trillion concupiscences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,773 concupiscences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ossuary's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The void.

Ossuary is ranked 63,657th in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,245.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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5%
Most Developed: 9,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,608thLowest Crime Rates: 10,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,619thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,729thLargest Governments: 13,854thSmartest Citizens: 14,275thHealthiest Citizens: 15,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,123rdMost Secular: 15,193rdTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 16,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,394thMost Inclusive: 18,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,533rdBest Weather: 20,539thMost Authoritarian: 20,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,267thHighest Average Incomes: 24,528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,608thMost Cultured: 24,621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,255th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Ossuary's influence in Absurdistan rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Ossuary was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossuary, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossuary, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossuary, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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