The Sovereign Republic of Oskenia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 13.507 billion Oskenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion Argælds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,731 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', and crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Oskenia is ranked 5,089^th in the world and 2^nd in Markion for Most Cultured, scoring 157 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.