The Republic of Osinsky District is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 525 million Osinsky Districtians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The thriving Osinsky Districtian economy, worth 39.9 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,946 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osinsky District's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osinsky District is ranked 92,705^th in the world and 778^th in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 75,946.88 Standard Monetary Units.