The State of Oseltamivir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.22 billion Oseltamivirians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Oseltamivirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,206 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Oseltamivir to be bombproof, Oseltamivir is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oseltamivir's national animal is the deer.

Oseltamivir is ranked 66,335^th in the world and 1^st in Buenos Aires for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.