The Empire of Oroonia is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Oroonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Oroonian economy, worth 883 billion Arions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,030 Arions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oroonia's national animal is the Кошка , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oroonia is ranked 149,622^nd in the world and 23^rd in womp for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,064.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.