The Colony of Orange Window is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 697 million Orange Windowians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Orange Windowian economy, worth 29.4 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,249 Oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eastern box turtle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Eastern Box Turtle'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Window's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orange Window is ranked 45,844^th in the world and 9^th in Commonwealth Of Orange Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 708.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.