The Commonwealth of Orange Ulm is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 671 million Orange Ulmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Public Transport, Law & Order, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Orange Ulmian economy, worth 25.1 trillion Oranges a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,409 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, there's a bright dawn ahead for Orange Ulm, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Orange Ulm's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orange Ulm is ranked 267,692^nd in the world and 273^rd in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Highest Drug Use, scoring 41.18 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.