The State of Onicaxinal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.429 billion Onicaxinalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Onicaxinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,900 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,081 per year while the poor average 1,928, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and a major religion has been named as Onicaxinal's national religion. Crime is a serious problem. Onicaxinal's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Onicaxinal is ranked 69,080^th in the world and 3^rd in Abuja for Most Primitive, scoring 39.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.